cool

rase mcm nk tmuntah la plak...

Niat puasa

Hari ni bermulanye 1 ramadhan...
hari pertama n bulan berpuasa bg umat Islam...
ade mende yg aku nk kongsi bersame...
mende neh aku nk wat smlm...
tp kebizian hidop aku membantotkan hajat ku ini...
pade pagi yg hening ni aku nk tepek niat puase n buka puase...
tentu ramai yg agak2 terlupe camner nk niat puasa kn??
klu ingat pn mesti ade yg teragak2 samada niat tu betol or x...<---bckp psl diri sndiri ahhaha...
meh aku tepek sket...

Niat Puase...


nawaitu souma godhin ‘an adaa i, fardhi syahri ramadhaana haadzihis sanati lillahi ta’aalaa
(klu x nmpk sile klik pic tu tuk zoom ye)

Doa Buke Puase...


allahumma laka somtu wa bika aamantu wa ‘alaa rizqika afthartu birahmatika ya arhamarrohimin

kay, dikesempatan ni...
aku nk ucapkan selamat menjalani ibadah puase kpd sume pembace2 blog aku yg beragame islam...(cheit mcm la ramai yg bace blog ko)

Mafia

x ku sangka fast food kat dunia neh dimiliki mafia...
lihatlah pic di bawah...
wakakakakaka.....

YOU'RE NEXT !!!

wahahaha memule rase kelakar tp lelame mcm seram plak...
wakakakakakaka....

Simple Minded??

Ramai pempuan(x sume) mengatekan yg laki neh simple minded...
tp x sbnrnye...
bace katon kat bwh neh...
itu la yg sebenarnye...
jwpn yg simple adlh yg terbaek...
tp itu pn kdg2 slalu disalah ertikan...



klu x nmpk or merasekan kecik (mmg x nmpk pn...)
sile klik katon tu tuk zoom...

Slow mo Lightning

pic ni kool giler...
kagom giler tgk sampai kan aku tatap pic neh lebey 5 menet tanpa sedar...

Interview Part II and HIV Test

Ok sambong balek citer yg tergantong smlm...
kat ne eh aku stop...
jap aku pi tgk balek...
ahhahaha....

time interview tuh mcm2 la soklan yg ditanye...
sumenye berkaitan dgn jawatan yg aku nk apply...
alhamdulillah la aku dpt jwb sume dgn lancar...
n yg best skali dia xde plak tanye psl isu2 semase...
mahupn menteri2 kat mesia neh spt mane yg digembar gemburkan sesetengah org...
seriously aku cuak bab itu je...
mmg aku x tau menteri2 kat mesia neh...
yg aku tau PM dgn TPM je...
wakakakakaka...

klu ikot akal logik aku la...
ape kes nk tanye sume tu sbnrnye...
apekah aku memohon jawatan kat dlm pejabat menteri...
heh...
owh pagi td aku dpt satu ym dari member aku...
member yg dtg sesame time interview hari tu...
ni kandungan ym tuh...

gurlz_funk: weh.........
gurlz_funk: ko dh masuk opis ker?
gurlz_funk: just nk bg tau
gurlz_funk: kwn ak smlm ckp untuk jwtn yg kta apply 2 mmg akan dihantar ke sabah serawak je
gurlz_funk: kat cini xda kekosongan
gurlz_funk: smua dihantar ke sekolah2 kat sabah serawak
gurlz_funk: penemuduga 2 la yg cakap
gurlz_funk: sekian terima kasih
dark_emperor85: ahha
dark_emperor85: xpe la
dark_emperor85: elaun byk tu
dark_emperor85: dkt 1k
dark_emperor85: ahha
gurlz_funk: hahaha
gurlz_funk: k la 2

hooo adekah aku akan dihantar ke sana klu dpt keje neh??
kite nantikan je jwpnnye...
ahhaha...

balek dari interview tuh teros pi lunch dgn gepren aku...
then nk pi wat ujian saringan HIV...
tp x sempat...

haaa citer psl ujian saringan HIV...
mmg cukop saket hati la time aku nk pegi tuh...
isnin lepas aku dgn gepren aku nk pi wat ujian HIV neh...
asalnye nk pegi pagi...
tp x sempat coz gepren aku lewat coz nk amek mc...
saket perot katenye...

so kiteorg pegi le belah petang...
belah petang dia wat kol 2 sampai 4 je...
kiteorg sampai klinik tuh kol 2.13 ptg...
then pi kaunter ckp nk wat ujian HIV...
nurse kat kaunter tuh ckp suh amek nombor n tgu giliran...
so kiteorg pn amek la no giliran n tgu...
perghhh jaoh lagi no kiteorg...
time tu punyer la ramai umat manusia kat klinik...
time tgh tgu tu kiteorg rase pelek...
coz xkn xde ape2 borg nk kene isi kot...
klu ikot kate nurse td pi amek no giliran je...
so nk memuaskn hati kiteorg call klinik tuh...
eventho kiteorg mmg dh kat klinik tu pn...

org yg kat tepon tuh pn ckp amek je no giliran n tunggu...
bile bertanye psl borang dia kate xde...
lgpn time kiteorg pi kursus kawen...
penceramah tu ckp pi je direct ke kaunter...
pastu ckp nk wat ujian HIV...
nanti diaorg bwk ke bilek ujian...
x pyh nk tgu dgn pesaket2 luar yg laen...
so kiteorg tgu je la...
sampai je giliran kiteorg teros pi kaunter...
time tuh dh kol baper eh??
lebey kurg dekat kol 4 klu x silap...
lame gak la kiteorg duk lepak kat klinik tuh...
dgn terdedah bahaye H1N1 lg...

sampai je kat kaunter teros la ckp nk wat ujian HIV...
skali org tu ckp borang mane??
kiteorg dh terpinga2 dh...
pastu aku tanye la nk kene isi borg ke??
dia kate ye la...
pi amek kat kaunter hujong tu katenye..
so kiteorg pi amek la...
bajet bley teros wat ujian la pas isi borang..
tp hampa...

mmg cukop hampa n kecewa bile minah kat kaunter tu ckp...
dtg esok pagi ye...
pastu amek no giliran...
skrg dh penoh...

ayowak sunggoh...
rase mcm nk mencarot2 n maki hamon je...
ape ko ingat aku saje nk tgu lelame kat situ??
ape ko ingat aku x keje ke??
ape ko ingat aku xde mende laen nk wat ke??
giler buang mase mcm tu je...
siot tol la...
babih betol...
so kesimpulannye mmg aku black list teros klinik kesihatan puchong...
rase mcm nk bom klinik tu pn ade la...
damn!!!

owh ye...
smlm aku ckp pi jogging kn...
ha ni ade pic sket yg sempat aku snap time jogging tuh...
pic diamek pakai kamera enpon chokia 5800

Interview

Smlm aku pegi interview gomen kat putrajaya...
interview tuk jawatan yg x hebat mane...
jawatan technician je...
gred 17...

pagi tu siket punyer awal la aku gerak...
semangat neh nk pi interview...
kol 6.45 dh btolak dari umah...
kol 7 sampai putrajaya...

sampai2 duk lepak dulu...
sap rokok n tgu member pempuan sorg lagi nk sampai...
dia lagi semangat!!
btolak dari umah kol 6 pagi tuh ahha...
x tau la dia btolak dari shah alam or kole selangor...
x lame aku sampai baru la dia sampai...
then bgerak la kiteorg nk pi interview...
pastu kiteorg confuse jap...
x tau mane bgnan yg nk pegi...
coz kat komplek c tu ade 3 bangunan klu x silap aku...
teros langkah kiteorg terhenti carik sape2 yg tau interview kat ne...
baru je nk toleh blkg...
ade sorg awek neh sergah aku...
hah rupenye2 member aku gak dari kole selangor...
skali dia pn pi interview gak katenye...
naseb baek dia ade...
coz dia tau katner interview tu dijalankan...
mane dia tau??
coz sblm ni dia pernah interview post yg same thn lepas...
tp x dpt..
thn ni dia cube lg...

masok dewan interview kol 7.30...
skali daftar kol 9 lebey...
adehhhh....
mane x nye...
urusetia time tu x maklomkn pn suh letak surat panggilan kat kaunter...
klu kiteorg x tanye mau kol 11 or 12 x daftar lg wakakakakaka....
so kesudahannye kiteorg dpt no giliran yg agak last...
coz ade gak segelintir lg yg same mcm kiteorg yg x tau nk kene submit surat panggilan...

dari 7.30 tuh dekat kol 12 baru la sampai giliran aku...
time tuh bdn aku dh menggegel2 dh...
bkn menggegel sebab nervous...
tp menggegel menahan kelaparan...
dari pagi x makan ape...
huhuhuhuhuhu....

time interview tuh dia tanye mcm2 la...
soklan yg berkaitan dgn komputer...
alhamdulillah la coz dpt jwb dgn lancar...
eventho otak aku time tu ingat nk mkn je...
ahhaha...

pastu penginterview tu pelek...
cukop pelek la bg dia bile dia tgk resume aku dgn sijil2 aku...
dia tgk aku ade diploma...
pastu post aku skrg IT Exec...
nape plak tetibe aku apply jawatan technician...
aneh ni nk turon jawatan...
ahhaha....

aku goreng je la pape yg patot...
yg penting aku nk keje gomen...
klu kampeni skrg susah sket...
gaji sntiase x menentu...
mcm skrg neh..
aku maseh blm dpt gaji lagi tuk bln lepas...
sedey x??
huhuhuhuhu...
skrg pn hidop dgn duet tuk kawen...
nanti dpt gaji topup balek...

aku nyer interview kejap je...
coz aku dpt jwb sume soklan2 dia dgn lancar...
sampaikn interviewer tuh suh aku stop explain pjg soklan yg dia bg wakakakaka...
dia kate tuk setiap org peruntukan 15 menet je...
ahhahaha....
15 menet x cukop bg aku...
ade sesetengah bilek interview yg lebey 15 menet...
dekat sejam pn ade...
giler ah...

hmmmmm...
harap2 aku dpt la keje tuh...
doa2kn la ye kejayaan interview aku tuh...
eh nanti la aku sambong...
mau balek suda...

eh lupe plak...
x bley balek dulu...
gepren aku ajak jogging kat tasek hari neh...
haih malasnye nk jogging....
adios...

Gundam

x tau nk citer ape meh aku citer psl sub hobi aku...
hobi aku neh dh lame dh sejak sekola lagi...
n maseh lagi hangat kat hati hobi aku neh...
hobi aku neh slaen maen game adlh x laen x bkn psg model gundam...
haaaa sblm ni aku ade 3-4 model2 gundam neh...
aku ade picnyer klu x silap...
jap eh aku pi carik kat mane2 social network aku...
kot2 ade ke...



haaa klu korg tgk tarekh kat situ pn tahon gajah...
eh silap..tahon 2004...
skrg robot2 tuh dlm kotak bercerai berai...
tp ade some part yg bley pakai lg tuk wat jadi spare part...

la ni aku ade 3 model gundam kat tgn aku...
antaranye adlh...

Strike Freedom...


Transarm Raiser...


Wing Zero...



yang dh siap cume strike freedom je...
skrg robot tuh gah bergaye kat atas tv kat umah aku ahhahaha...
pemasangan robot neh makan mase seminggu lebey...
maklom la kebizian sket...
klu x bz mau sehari je siap...

ni antara pic2 mase tgh wat robot2 neh...

ni waktu time nk pasang kepala...
ntah camne ade kesilapan teknikal sndiri..
pipi kiri bhgn dalam patah...
huhuhuhu dah cacat robot aku pipi bhgn dlm xde belah kiri...


tp bile psg full face xde la nmpk sgt cacatnye...
but still can recognize la klu tgk bebetol...
huhuhuhuhu....


ni plak lengan dia...


jari jemari dia bley gerak beb...
yg atas tu gmbr togel...
blm pasang baju dia lagi..
haaa yg bwh ni dh siap psg bhgn lengan...
tp belah kanan la..
belah kiri time ni x wat lagi...




yg bawah ni plak time test fit in kat badan dgn kepala...


haaa pic2 yg seterosnye dh siap dh...
lupe plak nk snap time tgh wat...
tau2 dh siap wakakakaka...
tp aku cukop puas hati dgn model yg neh...
cukop stabel n mcm2 gerak or gaye kite leh wat...
gempak seh...





time tuh x siap 100% lagi...
coz kepak blkg dia aku x siap lagi...
haaa pic bwh neh baru la siap...
tp x 100% gak lg...
coz blm touch-up / make-up lagi...
pastu senjata dia pn x wat lagi...




haaa takat tu je la pic yg aku snap...
malas nk snap lagi...
wat bazer kodak je...
eh skrg pakai lagi ke negatif ahhahaha...
klu tanye dak2 zaman skrg kodak tu ape...
diaorg terpinga2...
x tau negatif gmbr tu ape...
yg diaorg tau pic digital...

hmmmmm yg tu dh kire complete la...
ade 2 lagi robot yg blm siap lagi...
baru bukak kotak je...
wat pape pn blm lg...

bile ntah aku nk wat pn x tau...
bz je kebelakangan neh...
eventho aku ckp camtu tp nanti tau2 aku dh siap psg wakakakaka....
my future wife once said that she want 2 help me in assemble these gundam...
entahla...
rasenye x sempat kot dia nk tolong coz aku dh siap psg dulu...
tunggula sok da kawen n time tu ade model yg menarek perhatian...
aku mintak la dia tolong psg skali...
ahhaha....

Exabytes Contest

tu dia....
exabytes ade contest sempena hari merdeka...
ade satu contest yg agak menarek la...
spt mane yg korang nmpk ade tertepek i love malaysia kat penjuru kanan tuh...
contest ni mudah giler...
korang just perlu pasang banner kat website or blog korang, Grand prize will be 2 iPhone 3GS (worth RM 2500 each), followed by 10 consolation prizes of Western Digital Hard Disk 320GB each.

korang nk masok??
haaa sile la isi borang kat sini klik tulisan biru tuh...
then klu ditanye psl referrer...
sile la letak email address aku ye...
letak dark_emperor85@yahoo.com

klu korang x letak referrer tuh maka form yg korang isi tu x valid...
then setel isi borang korang letak banner kat blog/website korg..
then suroh la yg laen register n letak referrer email korg plak...
bkn ape...
klu ade antara korg yg letak aku sbg referrer n korang menang...
aku pn menang gak n dpt hadiah yg same...
so kirenye same2 menang la...
begitu gak la seterusnye klu member korg letak korg sbg referrer....
so slmt bjaya la...

owh satu lg...
contest neh tbuka pd sume org...
bkn hanye pd pelangan exabytes je ok...
pemenang plak diamek scr random...
popular or x blog or website korang bln la penghalang tuk menang...

sekian...
same2 la kite menang ye...

Habbatus Saudah

Rosululloh Shollalloohu 'Alayhi wa Sallam bersabda : “Sesungguhnya pada jintan hitam (Habbatus Saudah) itu terdapat obat untuk segala macam penyakit kecuali kematian.”

[Shahih Muslim No.4104]

Habbatus Saudah / Black Seed / Jintan Hitam (Nigela Sativa) mengandung bahan aktif yang disebut nigellion dan timocinon. Nigellion dan timocinon berfungsi dalam tubuh sebagai anti histamine, anti oksidan, anti infektif dan broncodialating (melonggarkan tenggorokan). Selain itu kaya akan sumber asam lemak tak jenuh seperti : asam miristat, palmitat, stearat, linoleat, arakidat, eikosanoat dan lain-lain yang berfungsi membantu tubuh mencegah infeksi, meningkatkan sistem kekebalan dan mengendalikan reaksi alergis. Asam linoleat gama juga membantu menstabilkan membrane-membran sel.

Penelitian Ilmuan

Sejak tahun 1960 terdapat lebih dari 200 studi di berbagai universitas di berbagai negara yang telah menemukan manfaat yang luar biasa dari Habbatus Saudah ini. Para ilmuwan di Eropa baru-baru ini menyatakan bahwa Habbatus Saudah (The Black Seed) bekerja sebagai antibakteri dan antimikotis.

Studi tentang potensi black seed terhadap anti tumor dilakukan oleh pusat penelitian Amala Research Center di Amala Nagar, Kerala (India) pada tahun 1991 mengacu pada pendapat Dr. Chakravarty untuk memanfaatkan black seed dalam pengobatan kanker.

Menggunakan asam lemak derivan black seed, studi dengan menggunakan tikus Swiss albino menunjukkan bahwa unsur aktif ini menghambat perkembangan jumlah sel kanker yang disebut dengan Ehrlich Ascites Carcinoma (EAC). Tipe sel kanker umum yang kedua, yang juga dipakai adalah Dalton’s Lymphoma Acites (DLA). Tikus yang mendapatkan sel EAC dan black seed menunjukkan keadaan yang normal tanpa adanya tumor, menunjukkan bahwa secara aktif 100 % mencegah perkembangan tumor EAC.

Hasil pada tikus yang menerima sel DLA dan black seed menunjukkan bahwa unsur aktifnya telah menghambat perkembangan tumor hingga 50 % lebih baik daripada tikus yang tidak mendapatkan unsur aktif tersebut.

Studi tersebut menyimpulkan, “itu adalah bukti unsur aktif tersebut mengisolasi dari nigella sativa seeds sebagai penghambat anti-tumor dan rantai panjang konstituen asam lemak mungkin sebagai komponen aktifnya.”

Khasiat

Para ilmuwan pada laboratorium kanker dan imunobiologis menemukan bahwa Habbatus Saudah (The Black Seed / Jintan Hitam) dapat merangsang sumsum tulang dan sel-sel kekebalan tubuh untuk meningkatkan produksi interveron serta melindungi sel-sel normal terhadap efek-efek virus yang merusak sel, juga menghancurkan sel-sel tumor. Menurut penelitian kadar minyak tersebut mengandung sekitar 28 %.

Jintan hitam juga mengandung antibiotika yang berguna untuk membasmi virus, kuman dan bakteri. Terdapat pula “karotena” yang dapat berfungsi sebagai antikanker, hormon-hormon seks yang menguatkan, menyuburkan dan membuat semangat, zat pendorong produksi air seni dan empedu serta enzim-enzim pencerna dan anti keasaman. Selain itu jintan hitam pun mempunyai zat penenang sekaligus penyemangat.

Adapun beberapa manfaat dalam mengatasi berbagai penyakit dengan menggunakan biji jintan hitam adalah mencegah rambut rontok, menghancurkan dan melarutkan batu, luka memar, mencegah diare, atasi sakit kepala dan atasi segala jenis penyakit kulit, mengatasi sakit gigi, amandel dan pangkal tenggorokan, serta susah buang air kecil. Terakhir sebagai obat jerawat.

Sumber: Klik Sini

Adekah ubat kpd penyaket selsema babih yg cukop membabihkan ade kat jintan hitam??

Petrol RON95

Ramai yg dh duk kalot pikir samada keta maseng2 bley pakai RON95 ke x sempena kenaikan harga minyak RON97 menjelang tibanye 1 september nanti...

meh aku tepek sket senarai keta2 yg bley pakai or x RON 92, 95, 97....
korg tgk la sndiri keta korang camner...
klu keta sorong tu x pyh la ngade2 nk tgk gak..
pastu sebok ckp keta sndiri xde dlm list...
zzzzzzz....
owh keta mainan, keta lembu n seangkatan dgnnye jgn nk byk bunyik ye...
tempeleng kasi melekat kat dinding kang baru tau...
ahhaha....

Most Mercedes-Benz engines, except the high-performance ones in the AMG and SL/SLK models, are able to run on fuel with RON91 to RON95. However, for optimum performance, RON95 is recommended while use of RON92 will result in marginally reduced output

For the Cefiro 3.0, Murano, 350Z/370Z, RON97 is recommended for optimum performance. For older models such as the Sunny 130Y, Bluebird, Altima and AD Resort, RON95 can be used.

Volvo engines can use RON91 to 98 RON unleaded petrol. Volvo Car Malaysia says that for best performance and lowest fuel consumption, RON98 (or closest RON) is recommended. For normal driving, RON95 is acceptable and RON91 should only be used in cases where RON95 is unavailable. Knock sensors in the engines will adjust the engine timing to prevent damage with very low RON fuel.

Source: Motor Trader

Corrupt Mind~~~

Fastest Car In The World...

Selame neh aku ingatkn keta paleng laju kat dunia neh Bugatti Veyron...
sebab top speed yg dia leh dpt 408km/h....
laju tuh...
F1 pn kalah...
kot la...

pade yg x kenal rupe Bugatti Veyron...
ni la keta tuh...


ok berbalek pd keta yg paleng laju kat dunia...
dgn menggunakan enjin V8 Twin turbo...
pastu kose kude 1183hp...
top speed plak cecah 413km/h...
persembahkan...
keta lame...
SSC Ultimate Aero.....


giler smart cat keta dia...
ahhahaha....

ok ni list top 10 keta yg laju nk mampos kat dunia neh...

1. SSC Ultimate Aero: 257 mph, 0-60 in 2.7 secs. Twin-Turbo V8 Engine with 1183 hp, base price is $654,400. Tested in March 2007 by Guinness world records, The SSC Ultimate Aero takes the lead as the fastest car in the world beating Bugatti Veyron.

2. Bugatti Veyron: 253 mph, 0-60 in 2.5 secs. Aluminum, Narrow Angle W16 Engine with 1001 hp, base price is $1,700,000. With the highest price tag, no wonder this is rank #2.

3. Saleen S7 Twin-Turbo: 248 mph, 0-60 in 3.2 secs. Twin Turbo All Aluminum V8 Engine with 750 hp, base price is $555,000. Smooth and bad-ass, will make you want to show it off non-stop.

4. Koenigsegg CCX: 245 mph, 0-60 in 3.2 secs. 90 Degree V8 Engine 806 hp, base price is $545,568. Made in Sweden, it is aiming hard to be the fastest car in the world, but it has a long way to go to surpass the Bugatti and the Ultimate Aero.

5. McLaren F1: 240 mph, 0-60 in 3.2 secs. BMW S70/2 60 Degree V12 Engine with 627 hp, base price is $970,000. Check out the doors, they looks like bat wings, maybe Batman need to order one and paints it black

6. Ferrari Enzo: 217 mph, 0-60 in 3.4 secs. F140 Aluminum V12 Engine with 660 hp, base price is $670,000. Only 399 ever produced, the price goes up every time someone crashes.

7. Jaguar XJ220: 217 mph, 0-60 in 3.8 secs. Twin Turbo V6 Engine with 542 hp, base price was $650,000. Made in 1992, this car still got what it takes to make the list.

8. Pagani Zonda F: 215 mph, 0-60 in 3.5 secs. Mercedes Benz M180 V12 Engine with 650 hp, base price is $667,321. With a V12 motor, this baby can do much better.

9. Lamborghini Murcielago LP640: 211 mph, 0-60 in 3.3 secs. V12 Engine with 640 hp, base price is $430,000. Nice piece of art, the design is very round and smooth.

10. Porsche Carrera GT: 205 mph, 0-60 in 3.9 secs. Aluminum, 68 Degree, Water Cooled V10 Engine with 612 hp, base price is $440,000. The most powerful and most expensive Porsche nearly made the list as #10.

Such a loser..........

You know that you are such a loser on internet when....

1.You don’t know how to write in proper English. You use “ma” instead of “my”, “watevea” instead of “whatever” or “heLLo” instead of “Hello”. You put extra letters to a word. For example; “LiFE3” in lieu of “Life”, "Loike" in lieu og "Like". You prefer to use sms language on forums. Moreover, you think that it’s cool to write like this.

2.While browsing social networking sites, you send friend requests to girls/boys and continuously check out their profiles. If they don’t accept it then also you keep on sending requests.

3.You try to use “Unlock Photo Albums Scripts” on the profiles of girls or your ex-lovers.

4.You just can’t complete your sentence without typing “Lolz”.

5.You send forward messages to your friends as scraps. For example; “Your mother will die if u don’t forward it to 10 people”, “I’ll sleep with your girlfriend if you don’t send it to 100 people”.

6.You’ve 200+ friends on myspace/facebook/friendster etc. but you don’t know half of them. Moreover, you don’t even talk to them. This is because you think that having 200+ friends makes you popular.

7.You have a fake profile to spy on your ex- girlfriend/ boyfriend.

8.You’re using an artist picture as your profile/avatar picture.

9.You don’t know your neighbor but you know about the latest games on Myspace/Facebook.

10.You fight with people in communities and forums while in real life you don’t have the guts to say anything.

11.In real life, you say “LOL” in place of laughing.

12.If u really a loser, you are totally angry at me after reading this...

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Brain Test~~~

This is really cool. The second one is amazing so please read all the way though.

ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST


Count every " F" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

(SEE BELOW)




HOW MANY ?









WRONG, THERE ARE 6-- no joke..
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.


The reasoning behind is further down.








The brain cannot process "OF".




Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!



Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.


Three is normal, four is quite rare.

Show this to ur frnz too
It will drive them crazy.!
And keep them occupied
For several minutes..!









More Brain Stuff . . . From Cambridge University .

O lny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.


cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if

Psychological Test~~~~

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a man whom she did not know. She thought this man was amazing, the man of her dreams, so much so that she fell in love with him right there but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.

Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?
(Give this some thought before you answer.)














































Answer:
She was hoping that the man would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer.

Many arrested serial killers took part in this test and answered the question correctly. If you didn't answer the question correctly good for you.


sape yg jwb betol tuh mmg saiko giler ahhh...

Coffee addicted...

Here are the signs that you're addicted to coffee...
(huii aku menaep dlm BI siot wakakaka)

1. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. You sleep with your eyes open.
3. You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
4. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
5. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

6. You’ve worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
7. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
8. You chew on other people’s fingernails.
9. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
10. You’re so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.

11. You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
12. You can jump-start your car without cables.
13. You don’t sweat, you percolate.
14. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it’s not plugged in.
15. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

16. You’ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
17. People get dizzy just watching you.
18. Instant coffee takes too long.
19. You channel surf faster without a remote.
20. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

21. You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
22. You short out motion detectors.
23. You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
24. Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
25. You help your dog chase its tail.

26. You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
27. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
28. You ski uphill.
29. You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.
30. You answer the door before people knock.
31. You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

Combating Influenza A (H1N1)

Ok mari bersame2 mencegah virus babi neh....
bace ye then pahamkn pastu ingat baek....
tulisan dicipta tuk dibace...
bkn perhiasan wokey......
































so klu sape2 yg ade petanda2 mcm yg dinyatakan kat atas...
sile la jgn amek ringan hokey.....
jgn jadikan diri korang punca merebaknye penyaket neh kat tempat korg....

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